Tag Archive for 'preservative-202'

It must be a slow news day. The current affairs shows have reached deep into their in case of emergency programming and are all airing ‘shocking’ exposes on the dangers of everything in our grocery shopping cart. Colouring and flavours are gonna kill us.. but our food will taste better and be visually more appealing. But the real badass is preservative 202. From what I can tell, if it comes in a box, a packet, a can and won’t rot within the day – it is fulla 202. Apparently come the next war to end all wars it’ll be the 202 that keeps us fed… despite the fact that 202 is slowly killing us all. But isn’t that the essence of life? We are all slowly dying of old age at the very least. I reckon if 202 can keep a can of foodstuffs preserved in an edible condition for an extra two years more than it’s normal shelf life then maybe we should be looking at gulping down added 202 and extend our own lives. Just sayin’ (Darren Saturday | Comments)