Late yesterday afternoon, the Jojo-a-rama organisation, best known for the controversial ‘Aneshka’ was torched. A scorched Jogger found at the site is helping Police with their enquiries.
The city was brought to a a momentary standstill as the ‘Aneshka’ community gathered in evenly spaced numbers to silently protest. Their spokesperson Ms Candy-Red declared a day of action through pouted mime.
Death is forced to step in and close down Jojo-a-rama. Permanently.
NEWS FLASH: Customs have made a shock discovery at the docks. A container marked for delivery to a warehouse in the outer west has revealed a highly sensitive and import restricted consignment originating deep from within the Russian Federation. The container held a small community of ‘Ivanka’. They appear to be a clever budget copy of the popular ‘Aneshka’ leisure models being distirbuted by the infamous Jojo-a-rama organisation. Continue reading ‘Shock Discovery by Customs’
Murray @ Midnight is always fond of making a spectacular Entrance and none more so then when he frequents his local barista “Sugar n Spice”. It was Monday and he wasn’t in but his casual Binni was.
“A Flat White My Man and make it snappy!” he bellows and waves his arms about with great flourish. Continue reading ‘Midnight Makes an Entrance’
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The Jojo-a-rama organisation is delighted to announce the arrival of their latest shipment from the Russian motherland - the new and improved soft to touch “Aneshka”. The ‘Johns’ on the corner of Commercial Road and 17th were overjoyed with their new toys.
The votes are in, the ballots have been counted, the returning officers have been soundly flogged and locked in the Voodoologic dungeons for the kind of corruption that would make a private contracting company in Iraq blush, and yet it still appears that Darren Saturday has emerged as the winner of the “Cats in the cradle” caption slugfest.
Let me be the first to grudgingly congratulate him for his winning entry, and to also announce a broadly commissioned inquiry into the controversy that will henceforth be known among all Voodoonista as ‘Cradlegate’:
Darren Saturday, “Sod it ! Nathan was going to have fun tonight regardless of his poorly worded posting at http://www.adultfriendfinder.com“
Continue reading ‘We have a winner: "Cats in the cradle" caption slugfest’
This particular cartoon currently making the www rounds made me laugh… and then I gave it some thought… re-read it… and now I’m not laughing at all. In fact I’m a tad upset to be frank. Continue reading ‘Back in the day…’
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With the dramatic and bloody change of management at Jojo-a-rama, the organisation has moved swiftly in appointing Vanessa ‘the Undresser’ D’Amito as their new business development manager. She has enjoyed many citations in her working career but no actual felony convictions. Vanessa was quoted as saying that she “is keen to broaden her networking knowledge and welcomes more robust citations into the future.” Lonny-lee and her invaluable IP has had her indentured servitude extended with Jojo-a-rama for another twelve months with suitable trade caveats in place. Standby for exciting times ahead.
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Mister Jojo took stock of his new gal, and certainly on first impressions - he was very pleased. He tore away at the bubblewrap. Dreaming of his impending change of fortune, Mister Jojo reached out and squeezed a sample…gently. She telegraphed her objections with a silver flash, gutting him from end to end. The newly installed Jojo-a-rama management celebrated with lightly sauced entrails on baked bagel crisps. Lonny-lee meanwhile was waiting outside on the curb sucking on cough lollies.
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