Voodoologic.org http://www.voodoologic.org Apply topically to relieve boredom Mon, 30 Aug 2010 02:10:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Frodo – Don’t Wear the Ring! http://www.voodoologic.org/2010/08/28/frodo-dont-wear-the-ring/ http://www.voodoologic.org/2010/08/28/frodo-dont-wear-the-ring/#comments Sun, 29 Aug 2010 02:09:31 +0000 Darren Saturday http://www.voodoologic.org/?p=1022 They don’t rap about bitches and hoe’s – they rap about witches and trolls!

Man. I love ‘Flight of the Conchords’. Crazy talented Kiwis.

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But without doubt – the star for me was the small supporting role played by Tom Cruise as the foul studio chief Les Grossman.

A fabulously repulsive character and I hate to admit it but he gives all of us overweight hairy guys with balding tops hope in terms of cringe worthy dancing. Uh yeah! Woot Woot!

The following is a clip from that film where Les Grossman gives a new take on hostage negotiations… and then he dances…

Love it. Although I can’t help but count how many product placements appeared in this one clip. Kinda verging on out of control although I am sure the Maxim magazine and the Blackberry guys were delighted… the others? Not so sure. But probably.

The next clip is super short. It’s a teaser for the MTV Film Awards of which ‘Twillight’ tween and let’s face it MILFs heart throb Robert Pattinson appears with Les Grossman for a little bit of a reality check. Mad wood! it.

Naturally if your offended by bad language, Les Grossman or Vampire malarky then don’t click the play button.

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The tendency, especially among males, to make educated (?) guesses about subjects and present them as fact.

The syndrome manifests itself most frequently when the sufferer is asked a question by a member of the opposite sex.

Female: Do I need to put premium gas in my car?

Male: Absolutely. If you don’t, you will short out your cam injector bearings.

Female: Uh, I think you are suffering from Male Answer Syndrome.

Source: The above courtesy of the Urban Dictionary and what’s more you can buy stuff there too!

]]> http://www.voodoologic.org/2010/08/08/2359/feed/ 0 The Conversation: Banning The Bomb? http://www.voodoologic.org/2010/08/08/the-conversation-banning-the-bomb/ http://www.voodoologic.org/2010/08/08/the-conversation-banning-the-bomb/#comments Mon, 09 Aug 2010 00:15:16 +0000 Murray @ Midnight http://www.voodoologic.org/?p=2350 Just a pointer that I’ve created a new ‘Conversation’ topic over on the forum: The Conversation: Banning The Bomb?. Please feel free to join in!

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]]> http://www.voodoologic.org/2010/07/23/bad-arse-i-am-the-law/feed/ 0 Om Nom Nom (Get Me An Ambulance) http://www.voodoologic.org/2010/07/16/om-nom-nom-get-me-an-ambulance/ http://www.voodoologic.org/2010/07/16/om-nom-nom-get-me-an-ambulance/#comments Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:23:41 +0000 Murray @ Midnight http://www.voodoologic.org/?p=2331 I’ve just finished the new [1] Domino’s “7 Meats Pizza”, which included 2 meats they had to invent themselves.

This got me to wondering, what do the Voodoonista [2] consider to be the creme-de-la-creme of the fast food experience?

Shout it out in the comments section!

Footnotes:

1. Well, new to me.
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2. As well as the thousands of other people we are certain who read this blog, despite the lack of any supporting evidence of their existence…
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]]> http://www.voodoologic.org/2010/07/16/om-nom-nom-get-me-an-ambulance/feed/ 5 And the Oscar for the best supporting player goes to… http://www.voodoologic.org/2010/07/13/and-the-oscar-for-the-best-supporting-player-goes-to/ http://www.voodoologic.org/2010/07/13/and-the-oscar-for-the-best-supporting-player-goes-to/#comments Wed, 14 Jul 2010 03:32:34 +0000 Murray @ Midnight http://www.voodoologic.org/?p=2332 I enjoy watching soccer, I get excited by the World Cup; but now that the cup is over for another four years, I’m looking forward to seeing some of the following players accept a few awards for their excellent acting abilities.

Worst Dives Of All Time

]]> http://www.voodoologic.org/2010/07/13/and-the-oscar-for-the-best-supporting-player-goes-to/feed/ 1 2010 Election Thriller – Mad Monk Vs The Ginger http://www.voodoologic.org/2010/07/11/2010-election-thriller-mad-monk-vs-the-ginger/ http://www.voodoologic.org/2010/07/11/2010-election-thriller-mad-monk-vs-the-ginger/#comments Mon, 12 Jul 2010 03:09:23 +0000 Darren Saturday http://www.voodoologic.org/?p=2315 The time is fast approaching for the Battle of the Titans… as such… the Australian Election for 2010 will be contested by the Mad Monk Abbot versus The Gillard Ginger from Wales. Any feel fellow Voodoonistas on the outcome?

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