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Wind Beneath My Wings

Published by Darren Saturday July 1st, 2008 in Murray @ Midnight's Ethical Dilemmas and Uncategorized. 0 Comments

Krispy Kreme - a deep fried mystery to me…

Published by Murray @ Midnight May 26th, 2008 in Uncategorized. 5 Comments

Okay, so Krispy Kreme has finally come to Brisbane, but I’m confused.
What the hell is it about these deep-fried rings of sugar and dough that drives people so berserk?
I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I’m not a fan of the donut, per se, it’s just that I don’t quite understand the religious [...]

JoJo Hits The No-go

Published by Murray @ Midnight May 23rd, 2008 in Uncategorized. 1 Comment

Meanwhile, in Brisbane’s financial district…
The building at Five Riverside Plaza was widely regarded as the city’s tallest and least sensible structure. Towering over the rest of the CBD, its upper reaches lost in clouds, the building boasted the most insanely exclusive floorspace in the city because it actually only had 5 floors, all jockeying for [...]

Jojo-a-rama is no more!

Published by Darren Saturday May 15th, 2008 in Saturday Night Drive-by and Uncategorized. 0 Comments

Late yesterday afternoon, the Jojo-a-rama organisation, best known for the controversial ‘Aneshka’ was torched. A scorched Jogger found at the site is helping Police with their enquiries.

The city was brought to a a momentary standstill as the ‘Aneshka’ community gathered in evenly spaced numbers to silently protest. Their spokesperson Ms Candy-Red declared [...]

We have a winner: "Cats in the cradle" caption slugfest

Published by Murray @ Midnight May 13th, 2008 in Caption SLUGfest Championships and Uncategorized. 1 Comment

The votes are in, the ballots have been counted, the returning officers have been soundly flogged and locked in the Voodoologic dungeons for the kind of corruption that would make a private contracting company in Iraq blush, and yet it still appears that Darren Saturday has emerged as the winner of the “Cats in [...]

Dilbert is great - but he ain’t no DUCK

Published by Darren Saturday May 8th, 2008 in Uncategorized. 0 Comments

Every morning I get a Dilbert strip delivered to my inbox and it kinda helps me keep my focus for the rest of the day in dealing with my own personal Catberts, Dogberts, HR Trolls, and pointy-haired knuckleheads. But occasionally I like to indulge in a quick duck.
The strip above made me laugh…well past [...]