Asides
“Smile to be happy, don’t wait to be happy to smile.” — A coffeeshop guy, who I think was trying to stop me from singing “Friday On My Mind” and scaring away his other customers.
“If you can’t fix it with a hammer, pair of pliers, or a flatblade screwdriver, it can’t be fixed.” – Craig, the electrician who upgraded my mains power board. [1]
| 1. | Note: it works, so he must be right. |
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“Holding a grudge is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.” — Unknown
Just a shoutout that I’ve posted a topic over on the forum about Will Phillips, the 10 year old boy who is refusing to recite the US Pledge Of Allegiance in his classroom until the US acknowledges the right of gay marriage: What, exactly, is a ‘gaywad’?. (Murray @ Midnight | 0 Comments)
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A funny web comic about destroying the most powerful force in the Universe.
ummm okay – Supergirl works for me (well only ’cause she’s got knee highs on, a bountiful rack and flicky flicky hair) but seriously would it kill either of them to smile… oh dear they did and it wasn’t so umm super… and sexy costumes are promised… but a strange fashion show walkoff happens instead. Naw I just can’t get the vibe – I mean is it just me or do you hear screaming in the background… to a tasteful club mix… maybe it is me… I haven’t been well the past fortnight… and on that – what’s up with the little Stormtrooper in the background who eventually loses interests, takes his costume off and call it a day. WTF YouTube seriously? (Darren Saturday | 0 Comments)
The thing I hate about dieting is the fact that you don’t lose extra weight when someone organises a morning tea and provides annoyingly yummy nibblies and you stay strong and don’t have any. Shouldn’t it count for extra that you resisted temptation? In any universe I designed, you’d be able to lose 10 kilos just by browsing in a chocolate store without buying anything.
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