Asides

I like reading complicated maths blogs. I don’t understand them, but it’s fun when one extremely intelligent person fires a broadside at another extremely intelligent person. It’s like Rock ‘N Roll Wrestling, where I don’t understand who anyone is or what anyone is talking about, but it’s polite. How cool is that? (Murray @ Midnight | Comments)

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“Wrongy-wrong” is the opposite of “Finey-fine”. I’m just saying, that’s all. (Murray @ Midnight | Comments)

The Leeroy post reminded me of another classic take on roleplaying. This one is a classic. Enjoy. (Darren Saturday | Comments)

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With the dramatic and bloody change of management at Jojo-a-rama, the organisation has moved swiftly in appointing Vanessa ‘the Undresser’ D’Amito as their new business development manager. She has enjoyed many citations in her working career but no actual felony convictions. Vanessa was quoted as saying that she “is keen to broaden her networking knowledge and welcomes more robust citations into the future.” Lonny-lee and her invaluable IP has had her indentured servitude extended with Jojo-a-rama for another twelve months with suitable trade caveats in place. Standby for exciting times ahead. (Darren Saturday | Comments)

Mister Jojo took stock of his new gal, and certainly on first impressions - he was very pleased. He tore away at the bubblewrap. Dreaming of his impending change of fortune, Mister Jojo reached out and squeezed a sample…gently. She telegraphed her objections with a silver flash, gutting him from end to end. The newly installed Jojo-a-rama management celebrated with lightly sauced entrails on baked bagel crisps. Lonny-lee meanwhile was waiting outside on the curb sucking on cough lollies. (Darren Saturday | Comments)

Saturday night ended with a bust. Made worse by trade dropping steadily away over the past year. Both lost in deep thought, punctuated only by the camera flash, tomorrow everything changes. Mister Jojo found himself having to seriously consider a refreshment. Lonny-lee knew it was coming despite her best efforts. She sure would miss the regular money and Mister Jojo would miss his sister. (Darren Saturday | Comments)

Oh, man. I just realised it’s almost State Of Origin time again and I still haven’t finished not caring about last year’s State Of Origin. The hell do people find the time to not care about all this stuff? (Murray @ Midnight | Comments)