Author Archive for D'Saturday



Perry Bible Fellowship - Great WebComics

The Perry Bible Fellowship is a great site for some of the strangest comics. I often find myself uttering “It’s so wrong, very very wrong” but despite this I just can’t help myself and hit the random button for another hit. This one is one of my personal fav’s. Worth a peek if your [...]

Jojo-a-rama is no more!

Late yesterday afternoon, the Jojo-a-rama organisation, best known for the controversial ‘Aneshka’ was torched. A scorched Jogger found at the site is helping Police with their enquiries.

The city was brought to a a momentary standstill as the ‘Aneshka’ community gathered in evenly spaced numbers to silently protest. Their spokesperson Ms Candy-Red declared [...]

Shock Discovery by Customs

NEWS FLASH: Customs have made a shock discovery at the docks. A container marked for delivery to a warehouse in the outer west has revealed a highly sensitive and import restricted consignment originating deep from within the Russian Federation. The container held a small community of ‘Ivanka’. They appear to be a clever budget copy [...]

Midnight Makes an Entrance

Murray @ Midnight is always fond of making a spectacular Entrance and none more so then when he frequents his local barista “Sugar n Spice”. It was Monday and he wasn’t in but his casual Binni was.

“A Flat White My Man and make it snappy!” he bellows and waves his arms about with great flourish. [...]

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New Shipment Arrives for Jojo-a-rama

The Jojo-a-rama organisation is delighted to announce the arrival of their latest shipment from the Russian motherland - the new and improved soft to touch “Aneshka”. The ‘Johns’ on the corner of Commercial Road and 17th were overjoyed with their new toys.

Back in the day…

This particular cartoon currently making the www rounds made me laugh… and then I gave it some thought… re-read it… and now I’m not laughing at all. In fact I’m a tad upset to be frank.

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With the dramatic and bloody change of management at Jojo-a-rama, the organisation has moved swiftly in appointing Vanessa ‘the Undresser’ D’Amito as their new business development manager. She has enjoyed many citations in her working career but no actual felony convictions. Vanessa was quoted as saying that she “is keen to broaden her networking knowledge and welcomes more robust citations into the future.” Lonny-lee and her invaluable IP has had her indentured servitude extended with Jojo-a-rama for another twelve months with suitable trade caveats in place. Standby for exciting times ahead. (D'Saturday | Comments)

Mister Jojo took stock of his new gal, and certainly on first impressions - he was very pleased. He tore away at the bubblewrap. Dreaming of his impending change of fortune, Mister Jojo reached out and squeezed a sample…gently. She telegraphed her objections with a silver flash, gutting him from end to end. The newly installed Jojo-a-rama management celebrated with lightly sauced entrails on baked bagel crisps. Lonny-lee meanwhile was waiting outside on the curb sucking on cough lollies. (D'Saturday | Comments)