Darren Saturday: Entity Incarnate, Lord of the Juju, a-little-over-obsessed-with-norks-but-hey-who-isn’t, Darren inflicts his mastery of Voodoo Logic on the entertainment industry at frequent intervals as an event producer extraodinaire. He’s The Man With The Plan (complete with helpful illustrations) and he’s coming to a ritual celebration of corporate success somewhere near you, real soon.

Murray @ Midnight: High Priest, Speaker Of The Truth and the guy who cleans up after ‘The Nasty Thing With The Chickens’ at Voodoo get-togethers. Murray applies his understanding of Voodoo Logic as a web and database programmer and he is constantly in demand (in the same way that wanted criminals are) for his applications that shouldn’t work, but for some reason do.

Voodoo Logic: Voodoo Logic is a way of looking at the world – it’s where style meets substance in a no-holds-barred smackdown in which truth, beauty and justice are often the first casualties.

Voodoo Logic is forged from the past, back from next Tuesday, and brought to you in the now by two 7th Dan blackbelt Masters Of The Voodoo.

Voodoo Logic has been extensively tested on humans, and is now 25% more logical while maintaining that same fresh Voodoonosity you will someday have grown to love.

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