I have questions for the ages.

Why is it that on shows like the Grammy’s, some presenters… like Adam Sandler in this case, feel the need to conjure up some dumbass story like… ‘oh I didn’t think this was a formal thing so I just threw some jeans and and a Tee on… and then I uh’ like got here and everyone looked uhh so great so I uhhh haha convinced this dude backstage to uh ha ha give me his clothes in return for me saying out to tv-land “It’s okay Frankie, do your time and when you get out we’ll sort Joey Joe Jackson well good” haha haa haa… so anyways I’d like to present Santana… ha… ha…

Ummm it wasn’t funny.

It was uncomfortably staged. And kinda lame.

Seriously, has this sorta painfully forced gag ever worked? Why Adam Why? Stop it. Now.

Forget Adam Sandler.

Please bring back Billy Crystal for the Oscars… and the Golden Globes… trot him out for the Grammy’s… weddings, partys and anything… that’s right! Billy Crystal should also cameo as a guest front man for that obscure Aussie indie band with that great song “Father’s Day”. Why isn’t this so? Make it so I say.

and on presenting styles. Please explain Quentin Tarantino. Did he really need to  present the way he did? Like a a full implementation nuknuk. And follow up question… the sunglasses… other than the I-AM-A-STAR thing… why?

and the third Grammy question since I am banging on about the Grammy’s – Taylor Swift album of the year?

What the Frackleberries is that all about? It’s an okay album but seriously are you trying to tell me that it was a better effort than the Beyonce ‘put-a-ring-on-it’ spankbanking crediting music clip song or the efforts of the sensational Black Eyed Peas or the awesome effort by Dave Matthew’s Band… tough competition and yet “Fearless” got the gong. Why?