Archive for November, 2009

“If you can’t fix it with a hammer, pair of pliers, or a flatblade screwdriver, it can’t be fixed.” – Craig, the electrician who upgraded my mains power board. [1]

Footnotes:
1. Note: it works, so he must be right.
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“Holding a grudge is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.” — Unknown

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Just a shoutout that I’ve posted a topic over on the forum about Will Phillips, the 10 year old boy who is refusing to recite the US Pledge Of Allegiance in his classroom until the US acknowledges the right of gay marriage: What, exactly, is a ‘gaywad’?. (Murray @ Midnight | 0 Comments)

Next stop, oblivion

Published by Murray @ Midnight November 20th, 2009 in The Secret Life Of Murray. 2 Comments

Years ago I predicted the imminent collapse of every civilisation on the face of planet earth [1] based around the unrealistic expectations we were all being taught via computer games. After all, who wants to go out and get a job and pay bills and deal with “Hi, my name is Sally, and I’m here [...]

Pixie Lott

Published by Darren Saturday November 15th, 2009 in Swamp Thang. 5 Comments

Okay I can’t quite put my finger on it but there is a musical riff played in this song that is so familiar it is driving me crazy. I must confess that I really like this song, very catchy. In watching the clip again and again, you know – for creative purposes only, I suspect [...]

Buy… this… car…

Published by Murray @ Midnight November 14th, 2009 in Incoherent Ramblings Of The Enraged Mumble Mumble and The Secret Life Of Murray. 2 Comments

Something struck me while watching tv tonight. Just about everyone watches ads on fastforward if they can. I wonder how long it will take for some advertising company to realise that instead of spending money on voice-overs and storytelling advertising, if they just had a guy who was pointing at the words “Buy… this… car…”, [...]

Bert & Ernie – It’s So Wrong!

Published by Darren Saturday November 12th, 2009 in Saturday Night Drive-by. 4 Comments

Abbott and Costello Laurel and Hardy Lewis and Martin ummm… The Two Ronnies and…. Bert and Ernie

Health Warning

Published by Darren Saturday November 9th, 2009 in Pins and Needles. 2 Comments

OK. As you could imagine like everyone we get lots and lots of ‘funnee’ emails flood through our inbox before coming to rest in our trash thingo. But sometimes… you come across one that you kinda think… yeah. This really does need to be shared with a health warning. And today we have two… both [...]