
There’s something about Julie Andrews that really un-nerves me. When I read recently that she had problems with her vocal chords that prevented her from ever singing again… I admit it… I was not unhappy… I was kinda relieved that part of her powers had been taken from her… but is that enough? Am I crazed? How any times seriously can someone willingly sit through Sound of Music without losing the will to live?
And then I came across the following clip on YouTube and it confirmed all my deep felt suspicions about Julie Andrew… and for that matter any woman wearing ankle length overcoats and umbrellas. You have been warned fellow Voodoonistas.
Yup. But… then I saw the clip below… and it got me to thinking maybe it isn’t Julie Andrews I should be scared of… maybe I should be more scared of Austrian children in matching uniforms getting together and working for the forces of evil rather than for good…
…distrubing huh? And that’s why children who attend private schools with strict uniform codes end up joining conservative political parties and demanding to be spanked soundly with a large wooden paddle late at night.
It goes without saying that neither myself nor Midnight are products of the private schooling system but we can’t vouch for The Creature… and between you and me he has always been a little suspect. For example – what’s all this hands-on interest in breeding sheep and making cheese… and all the other carry-ons he does on the farm that he likes to call ‘husbandry’. It’s a small step from here to being a paid up member of the Julie Andrews fan club.
Dear Grods….

State school here I’m afraid. None of your private upper class flim flam what ho boys public schooling for me thank goodness. Having offspring who count the Sound of Music as their number one film I have a natural resistance to all things Julie Andrews.
The original Gene Wilder Willy Wonka….now there’s a film that scares the bejeezus out of me. I read somewhere that the whole thing was a metaphore for pre-WWII Europe with each of the kids representing one European nation.
I just want to kick those Umpa Lumpas. Dwarf tossing anyone?