Men and Women. I mean really. It’s a miracle we actually can spend any real extended time with each other. Still that’s part of the attraction …for men… and part of the aggravation for women.

Thank the lords for women with questionable taste in their men and a Ghandi-like reservoir of patience and tolerance… and the gift of selective hearing, domestic blindness, a singular focus on breasts for men.

As a salute to our diversity – please enjoy the following collection of clips that I am sure we can all relate to… regardless of the size of your memory chip, your use of floormats or your notion of pillowtalk.

Take a chillax, smile, let your significant other know that your okay with all of this by sneaking up behind them and yelling out loudly ‘Viva La Difference’ while they are quietly reading a novel and resting a cup of very hot milky tea in their lap.