If I was a superhero, I think my super power would be that I generally pick things from menus that other people wish they’d ordered. That’s right, I’d be You Wish You Ordered What I Did Man. How about you?
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I have a friend (hard to believe I know) who has the exact opposite super hero talent. Not that Dr Nick is a superhero but he has the skill of not wanting whatever he orders and wanting what I ordered…If he was a super hero he would be ‘Damn I should have ordered that Man’…
well I thought of a couple of super powers I’d like but then on review realised that they were all inappropriate for me publishing here… or even whispering into someone’s ear… unless they were very drunk and not terribly discerning… and then it came to me.
I ducked.
other than the standards like invisibility, super strength, flight…. I thought that telepathy would be kinda cool… and then I realised, if I was to be honest, I don’t really care what many people think… and I’d run the risk of becoming Mel Gibson in that film where he waxes his legs and where’s makeup… you know… just to find out what women go through.
so…. my superpower would have to be ‘good luck’. With these powers I would enjoy an unlimited amount of good luck… so winning lotto is sorted. and as part of these powers I could extend my luck to others by saying “good luck” and it would be… if you were lucky enough of course for me to say good luck. and my super hero logo would be a four leaf clover and my faithful sidekick would be a talking black cat called ‘Chance’. Heh.
I always have loose change with me. That’s right, I’d be You Wish I Was In The Passenger Seat When You Got To The Toll Gate Guy.
I always have a pen and notepad, wherever I go. That’s right, I’d be The Only Person Who Did Anything Useful When You Made That Squiggling Motion While You Were On The Phone And You Had To Right Down That Important Telephone Number Man.
I never forget to leave the house with my pocket knife. That’s right, I’d be The Picnic Would Have Been Ruined If That Guy Hadn’t Had A Corkscrew On His Pocket Knife Man.