Celebrate, heathens, for another Caption Slugfest is upon us!
The image for this Slugfest was lovingly selected and disturbingly distributed by our very own Darren Saturday [1].
As always, groove on over to the Voodoologic Forum to submit your captions: Caption Slugfest: The Family Non-Electric.
Please feel free to join in all the giddy fun if you’re one of Voodoologic’s millions of Lurkers [2].
Also, I’m instituting a new rule that no-one by the name of Stark Raving Duncan is allowed to post the Trevor technical difficulty submission ever again on pain of being called at work and asked, “Why are you like that?” [3]
Footnotes:
| 1. | We’ve tried to stop him, but so far he’s managed to elude our crack team, which perhaps suggests that should stop hiring people who take crack. |
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| 2. | Darren Saturday, who can Lurk while he’s asleep he’s that good at it, has assured me that you exist, so don’t bother denying it; particularly if you don’t exist, since that would just give me a headache. |
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| 3. | And cue everyone else posting the submission, since did I not mention that you’re all heathens? I think I mentioned that. |
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Well, that’s a little disappointing. I thought the instruments the two adults are playing would be called something interesting, but apparently they’re simply called Harp Guitars.
Hmm…this just happens to be the first “Caption Slugfest” picture ever where the ‘Trevor gets disqualified for a controversial interpretation of the Tango’ just doesn’t fit.
Okay, wait. Was that just a sneaky way of sneakily sneaking that reference in? I’m having that comment sent down to forensics, and there’s every chance you may be getting a ‘Why are you like that?’ call tomorrow.
No it wasn’t a sneaky way of sneakily sneaking in the refernce as their is just now way to make this fit “The judges were forced to give Trevor extra points for Technical Difficulty, but he was eventually cut from the final round due to his controversial interpretation of the tango.”
Right. I’m having you sent down to forensics, Stark Raving, so they can try to answer the question of why you’re like that.