ATTENTION ALL VOODOOLOGIC OPERATIVES:

Please be on the lookout for a suspect in the recent Voodoologic Caption Slugfest Competition, “Man in flippers with bus.”

Descriptions of this suspect vary: some have suggested he is twelve feet tall and scaly and lurks at the bottom of lagoons, while others have described him as lurking at the bottom of ponds instead. Although, these would have to be deep frickin’ ponds, since he claims to live at a depth of 40,000 fathoms.

His winning entry was:

It was either Jesus or the famed purple ninja, nobody walked on water like those two.

He is to be considered armed and humorous. Please approach with extreme caution, as he may say something funny without any provocation.

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Well done to The Creature!

Honourable Mentions also go to Darren Saturday, for:

Mr Johnson finally snapped and hightailed it outta the school outing forever.

And also to Your Glorious Leader In Perpetuity, His Right Honourable And Mostly Justifiable Murrayness, Murray @ Midnight, for:

…And later on SBS tonight we have Rudolph Blorft re-enacting The Battle Of Stalingrad using interpretive dance.

Please stay glued to your web browser [1] for our next Caption Slugfest.