I’ve always been a huge fan of Kylie Minnogue, great music, fantastic showcraft, and easy on the eye… what more would you want…. I mean other than her starring in an Agent Provocateur advertisement. My life is now complete – everyone, except mother of Midnight, please enjoy! Kylie Minogue – Agent Provocateur (Darren Saturday | 2 Comments)
You know Saturday, your life could have been complete a whole two years ago…worth watching again though as she has a rather nice bum. I once saw a doco on butts (got to love SBS) and a mathematician came up with a formula for the perfect bum. Apparently Ms Minogue has the worlds best.
(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V
S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.
I think Mr Saturday has been a long time stalker, errr admirer of Ms Minogue. Nudge nudge wink wink, say no more.