Murray @ Midnight (getting off the phone):
“You know something? I’ve never met a person called Murray that I like.”
David W (after a short pause):
“I have, but you wouldn’t know him.”
Murray @ Midnight (after a longer pause):
“Wow. Why do you have to be such a hater?”
I know who he’s talking about – it’s Murray Thompson from the Cafe we used to go to before he had that strange fit and ran into a passing truck banging mugs of mochachinno skinny decafs over his head. Yeah, I liked that Murray. Miss him. Not so much his coffee.