I have the answer – the solution is…. hire someone to do it for you. Like once you’ve written something, they then go through it and insert all the links n’stuff and techybobbly thingos so your happy. Didn’t they do that before… you know.. before computers n’stuff… indexing and the like. Or you could you know… use different coloured highlighter pens… but like not on the monitor.. on printouts and then put them into a ring folder and store them out of the way…. or something. I’ve forgotten what you wanted now… an application that kept time… like a watch, you should get a watch… or better still a fob watch with a long dangly chain and an inscription on the front that reads something like ‘fully indexed, cross checked and good to go’ and you could set it for local time and then have a coupla other fob watchs dangling off the same chain set for other times. Cool.

And you could call yourself a ‘minutman’ and cart about with your fobs a really big arse clipboard with your writings attached to it and a satchel slung over a shoulder full of hihglighter pens and fuji apples. And when you think of like a character from your ‘Wisdom City’ series you could mark it down on your clipboard… and the clipboard has a little solar powered light on it for night indexing.

And when people ask you to recall something you can whisper under your breath in urgent tones “wiki wiki wiki” until they leave you well alone. Man! You the ‘wiki’ – your memory and your ability to recall things is wikiness – your brain is the application your seeking. Done.

Invoice will be emailed over shortly Midnight.