"So," explained Kenneth The Vacuous, "there the 3 of us were -" "3 of you?" Nurl murmured, frowning down at his crossword puzzle. " – yes, and we were looking at this sword, right -" "Which 3 of you? I thought you usually worked alone?" "- yes, normally, but I met the other 2 at [...]
Archive for January, 2009
Scene From A Cafe Somewhere, Featuring Two Heroes Talking #2
Published by January 30th, 2009 in Wisdom City. 0 Comments
I’ve always been a huge fan of Kylie Minnogue, great music, fantastic showcraft, and easy on the eye… what more would you want…. I mean other than her starring in an Agent Provocateur advertisement. My life is now complete – everyone, except mother of Midnight, please enjoy! Kylie Minogue – Agent Provocateur (Darren Saturday | 2 Comments)
I, for one, welcome myself as your new Alien Overlord
Published by January 26th, 2009 in Dispatches from another world. 2 CommentsWeekly World News, a publication that does for truth in journalism what FOX News has done for, well, truth in journalism, has a timely and useful article on how to tell if one of your co-workers is really an alien. No, not the type of alien that might have snuck across a border from another [...]
Caption Slugfest: Man in flippers with bus
Published by January 24th, 2009 in Pins and Needles. 1 CommentI think it’s time we kicked off the Voodoologic Caption Slugfest competition again! Our image for this round of the Slugfest is the priceless example to the left, which I have tentatively titled “Man in flippers with bus”. As before, please submit your captions over in the Voodoologic Forum, rather than in the comments below. [...]
Case File 0001: Rosenberg, J
Published by January 24th, 2009 in Dispatches from another world. 2 CommentsLurking somewhere beneath the mouldering edifice that is Voodoologic Headquarters can be found our often-controversial-but-always-interesting Behavioural Sciences Division. It is within these heavily sound-proofed basement walls that the Voodoologic Team conducts much of its human experimentation research into the challenging question of exactly why the hell do people behave the way they do? We are, [...]
Short conversation with a coworker
Published by January 22nd, 2009 in Dispatches from another world. 1 CommentMurray @ Midnight (getting off the phone): “You know something? I’ve never met a person called Murray that I like.” David W (after a short pause): “I have, but you wouldn’t know him.” Murray @ Midnight (after a longer pause): “Wow. Why do you have to be such a hater?”
Wisdom City is a fictional place that exists in an equally fictional reality I call The Wisdomverse. In many ways, Wisdom City is much like any large city you might encounter in our Universe, or at least those ones in which the majority of the inhabitants don’t breathe methane and don’t have lots of tentacles [...]
Scene From A Cafe Somewhere, Featuring Two Heroes Talking
Published by January 16th, 2009 in Wisdom City. 5 Comments“And so anyway,” continued Kenneth The Vacuous, “there I was in the very bowels of The Temple Of Schlorg, right -” “The very bowels?” Asked Nurl, examining a bagel. “- yeah, the very bowels, right -” “Sounds kind of unpleasant…” “Is what I’m trying to explain to you, yeah, so shut up; there I am [...]
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