The Jojo-a-rama organisation is delighted to announce the arrival of their latest shipment from the Russian motherland - the new and improved soft to touch “Aneshka”. The ‘Johns’ on the corner of Commercial Road and 17th were overjoyed with their new toys.
Archive for May, 2008
New Shipment Arrives for Jojo-a-rama
Published by May 13th, 2008 in Saturday Night Drive-by. 1 Comment
We have a winner: "Cats in the cradle" caption slugfest
Published by May 13th, 2008 in Caption SLUGfest Championships and Uncategorized. 1 CommentThe votes are in, the ballots have been counted, the returning officers have been soundly flogged and locked in the Voodoologic dungeons for the kind of corruption that would make a private contracting company in Iraq blush, and yet it still appears that Darren Saturday has emerged as the winner of the “Cats in [...]
This particular cartoon currently making the www rounds made me laugh… and then I gave it some thought… re-read it… and now I’m not laughing at all. In fact I’m a tad upset to be frank.
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With the dramatic and bloody change of management at Jojo-a-rama, the organisation has moved swiftly in appointing Vanessa ‘the Undresser’ D’Amito as their new business development manager. She has enjoyed many citations in her working career but no actual felony convictions. Vanessa was quoted as saying that she “is keen to broaden her networking knowledge and welcomes more robust citations into the future.” Lonny-lee and her invaluable IP has had her indentured servitude extended with Jojo-a-rama for another twelve months with suitable trade caveats in place. Standby for exciting times ahead.
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Mister Jojo took stock of his new gal, and certainly on first impressions - he was very pleased. He tore away at the bubblewrap. Dreaming of his impending change of fortune, Mister Jojo reached out and squeezed a sample…gently. She telegraphed her objections with a silver flash, gutting him from end to end. The newly installed Jojo-a-rama management celebrated with lightly sauced entrails on baked bagel crisps. Lonny-lee meanwhile was waiting outside on the curb sucking on cough lollies.
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Saturday night ended with a bust.
Made worse by trade dropping steadily away over the past year.
Both lost in deep thought, punctuated only by the camera flash, tomorrow everything changes.
Mister Jojo found himself having to seriously consider a refreshment. Lonny-lee knew it was coming despite her best efforts. She sure would miss the regular money and Mister Jojo would miss his sister.
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Oh, man. I just realised it’s almost State Of Origin time again and I still haven’t finished not caring about last year’s State Of Origin. The hell do people find the time to not care about all this stuff? (Murray @ Midnight | 4 Comments)
"I’m a Filthy Early Adopter!" — a rebuttal
Published by May 9th, 2008 in Incoherent Ramblings Of The Enraged Mumble Mumble. 2 CommentsOkay, so normally I’d bury this post where it really belongs, somewhere in the reply section of Saturday’s original rant about all things technically attractive and attractively technical.
However, there was something about Darren Saturday’s post that demanded a little extra attention. Maybe it was the implied threats? Maybe it was the explicit threats?
Or maybe [...]
Every morning I get a Dilbert strip delivered to my inbox and it kinda helps me keep my focus for the rest of the day in dealing with my own personal Catberts, Dogberts, HR Trolls, and pointy-haired knuckleheads. But occasionally I like to indulge in a quick duck.
The strip above made me laugh…well past [...]
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