Late yesterday afternoon, the Jojo-a-rama organisation, best known for the controversial ‘Aneshka’ was torched. A scorched Jogger found at the site is helping Police with their enquiries.

The city was brought to a a momentary standstill as the ‘Aneshka’ community gathered in evenly spaced numbers to silently protest. Their spokesperson Ms Candy-Red declared a day of action through pouted mime.

Death is forced to step in and close down Jojo-a-rama. Permanently.