NEWS FLASH: Customs have made a shock discovery at the docks. A container marked for delivery to a warehouse in the outer west has revealed a highly sensitive and import restricted consignment originating deep from within the Russian Federation. The container held a small community of ‘Ivanka’. They appear to be a clever budget copy of the popular ‘Aneshka’ leisure models being distirbuted by the infamous Jojo-a-rama organisation.

A customs spokesman, Mr M.Midnight, was quoted as saying “Grod knows what would have happened if the ‘Ivanka’ had hit the streets. We and by that I mean ‘I’ do not accept any responsibility for these ‘Ivankas’ or for that matter the entire ‘Aneshka’ issue”. The gathered press scoffed, pointed to the evidence to the contary, and agitated Midnight for some form of satisfaction on behalf of the citizens of this fine city. Midnight declined. Again.

A spokseperson from Jojo-a-rama, a Ms Lonny-lee would only comment from a pre-prepared media release “We are appalled concerning these trashy ‘Ivanka’ and Mr Midnights comments, and would ask that everyone remain calm”. She dictated a 1300 helpline number before being shuffled off into a nearby centurian black suburban van.

The National Threat Level has since been set to Aubergine.

All leave has been cancelled for security services until further notice.