A report just in from Voodoologic compatriot Michael ‘Vroom Vroom’ Munster, it reads:
Two Hunter traffic patrol officers from Newcastle LAC were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the F3 Freeway. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 kph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a Williamtown Hornet fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over Wyong, approaching from the Ocean.
Back at police headquarters the Local Area Commander fired off a stiff complaint to the RAAF Liaison officer at Williamtown.
Back came the reply in true laconic RAAF style:
“Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air- to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment.
Fortunately the pilot flying the Hornet recognised the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed. Thank you for your enquiry.”
That’s like, so cool, except for the part where the Air Force was pretending like they wouldn’t have been eyeball deep in the brown, smelly stuff for implying that they almost decorated the countryside with traffic cop confetti.
But, you know, aside from that boring reality thing, very entertaining.
Murray @ Midnight
coulda happin’… man your such a hater…don’t be a hater, be a lover.
You know, it wouldn’t be that much more effort for you to write, “you’re such a hater”, would it? See, that way you get to call me a hater, and you’d be grammatically correct while you’re at it.
Please write out, “It’s important to use good grammar when being a cretin” a thousand times, and have it on my desk by tomorrow morning.
Murray @ Midnight
,so; hate’ful”.
Judo chop to the throat, little bit of spade work, people will be saying, “Darren who?”
Yeah, oh yeah.
Murray @ Midnight
Where did that new image of the cop come from? It’s got Village People written all over it.
Sure the hand on the hip could tell a lurid story of past Village people indiscretions. But I’d like to think this character is more reflective of the junior mint loving officer from the township of Kamloops that took a particular shine to our very own M & M.
Are goodtimes… strangetimes… distinctly Midnight times…