Comments on: The Democratic Republic of Voodoonista http://www.voodoologic.org/2008/05/02/the-democratic-republic-of-voodoonista/ Apply topically to relieve boredom Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:35:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Stark Raving Duncan http://www.voodoologic.org/2008/05/02/the-democratic-republic-of-voodoonista/comment-page-1/#comment-10734 Stark Raving Duncan Sat, 03 May 2008 09:26:37 +0000 http://www.voodoologic.org/?p=379#comment-10734 It appears that I am a natural despot...none of the civil liberty love-fest garbage in my lil 'Utopia' The United Socialist States of Finlayville "Give me two of 'em mice for a Leaf" Category: Father Knows Best State Civil Rights: Below Average Economy: Good Political Freedoms: Unheard Of Location: the South Pacific Regional Influence: Minnow The United Socialist States of Finlayville is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. The tiny, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 9%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports industries. Crime is moderate. Finlayville's national animal is the pigmy mouse and its currency is the leaf. It appears that I am a natural despot…none of the civil liberty love-fest garbage in my lil ‘Utopia’

The United Socialist States of Finlayville
“Give me two of ‘em mice for a Leaf”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of
Location: the South Pacific Regional
Influence: Minnow

The United Socialist States of Finlayville is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 9%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports industries.

Crime is moderate. Finlayville’s national animal is the pigmy mouse and its currency is the leaf.

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