This sage saying is presented by the insightful Sir Mix-A-Lot and his buttalicious preference…

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring

……. yes yes well put, I hear you Sir Mix-A-Lot (or Annnnnn-th-onnnn-y as his mum insists), I feel your pain, and I second your declaration by performing a very intense ‘funky armadillo’ dance as a fellow lover of women and their bountifulness as delightfully padded gymbaroo subjects of pleasure.

Amen.