“I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”

Some Woody Allen Quotes that are real gems -
“If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.”
“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work.. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
“Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.”
and my personal fav’ “Eighty percent of success is showing up.”