2 Responses to “The Office Prophet “I Have A Dream…””

1. 1 Murray @ Midnight
   Mar 28th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

   In this comic strip we can see that Dilbert’s mistake was to set the tone by inviting his coworkers’ soul-crushing negativity. After all, he was going to get that anyway. That’s what coworkers are for.

   I think instead he should have taken along a water pistol — but not just any water pistol, one of those big-assed super soaker tsunami ones — and he should have placed it on the table and hovered his hand over it and the moment one of his coworkers had wound themselves up to deliver, “You have written humanity’s darkest chaptAAARRGHH” he should have squirted them.

   Then, see, he puts the water pistol back on the table, hand hovering over it, and says, “Anyone else care to have a go?”

   And then, when the guy he squirted starts complaining about how he’s all wet now, he squirts him again, saying, “You’re the problem, Roger. You’re the problem,” which is amusing because his name is Gary and Roger is the guy at the other end of the table.

   Murray @ Midnight

2. 2 Stark Raving Duncan
   Mar 28th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

   Oh it’s all coming back now. Those sales/marketing meetings that we used to go to with Bill (or Henry as you liked to call him). I had them neatly surpressed in that dark place in my mind where I never ever go.

   Oh I’m so wet…so cold…so wet.

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