Comments on: The Office Prophet “I Have A Dream…” http://www.voodoologic.org/2008/03/25/the-office-prophet-i-have-a-dream/ Apply topically to relieve boredom Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:04:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Stark Raving Duncan http://www.voodoologic.org/2008/03/25/the-office-prophet-i-have-a-dream/comment-page-1/#comment-10641 Stark Raving Duncan Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:58:34 +0000 http://www.voodoologic.org/2008/03/25/the-office-prophet-i-have-a-dream/#comment-10641 Oh it's all coming back now. Those sales/marketing meetings that we used to go to with Bill (or Henry as you liked to call him). I had them neatly surpressed in that dark place in my mind where I never ever go. Oh I'm so wet...so cold...so wet. Oh it’s all coming back now. Those sales/marketing meetings that we used to go to with Bill (or Henry as you liked to call him). I had them neatly surpressed in that dark place in my mind where I never ever go.

Oh I’m so wet…so cold…so wet.

]]> By: Murray @ Midnight http://www.voodoologic.org/2008/03/25/the-office-prophet-i-have-a-dream/comment-page-1/#comment-10640 Murray @ Midnight Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:17:04 +0000 http://www.voodoologic.org/2008/03/25/the-office-prophet-i-have-a-dream/#comment-10640 In this comic strip we can see that Dilbert's mistake was to set the tone by inviting his coworkers' soul-crushing negativity. After all, he was going to get that anyway. That's what coworkers are for. I think instead he should have taken along a water pistol -- but not just any water pistol, one of those big-assed super soaker tsunami ones -- and he should have placed it on the table and hovered his hand over it and the moment one of his coworkers had wound themselves up to deliver, "You have written humanity's darkest chaptAAARRGHH" he should have squirted them. Then, see, he puts the water pistol back on the table, hand hovering over it, and says, "Anyone else care to have a go?" And then, when the guy he squirted starts complaining about how he's all wet now, he squirts him again, saying, "You're the problem, Roger. <em>You're</em> the problem," which is amusing because his name is Gary and Roger is the guy at the other end of the table. Murray @ Midnight In this comic strip we can see that Dilbert’s mistake was to set the tone by inviting his coworkers’ soul-crushing negativity. After all, he was going to get that anyway. That’s what coworkers are for.

I think instead he should have taken along a water pistol — but not just any water pistol, one of those big-assed super soaker tsunami ones — and he should have placed it on the table and hovered his hand over it and the moment one of his coworkers had wound themselves up to deliver, “You have written humanity’s darkest chaptAAARRGHH” he should have squirted them.

Then, see, he puts the water pistol back on the table, hand hovering over it, and says, “Anyone else care to have a go?”

And then, when the guy he squirted starts complaining about how he’s all wet now, he squirts him again, saying, “You’re the problem, Roger. You’re the problem,” which is amusing because his name is Gary and Roger is the guy at the other end of the table.

Murray @ Midnight

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