The real story behind Humpty Dumpty cracking up was more sordid than you’d otherwise expect. It involved the making of German sex fetish film where things gotta a little outta hand between Humpty and the light sabre weilding leather lad… and then of course All the Kings Men arrived… for omelette.
Was the leather clad boy called Big Jack Horner by any chance?
Apparently, “The Wall” is the most highly anticipated item of sex furniture to be released this year. http://www.fetishnursery.com