Archive for March, 2008

...when Buck\'s Nights go Bad. …when Buck Nights go Bad. Todd woke up on his wedding day with a stinging headache he couldn’t explain, no pants, welts across his butt and a lot of uniformed gentlemen taking photographs and chuckling a lot.
Todd was left wondering “Where’s Johno, and Shane and all the other lads?” and then the fire hose was unleashed across his tender nether-regions and Todd stopped wondering…and no doubt wandering… (Darren Saturday | Comment)

Nemesis Wanted Advert (Darren Saturday | Comment)

…whadda ya mean? Poker is harder than I thought… Poker Rules just got that much more complex (Darren Saturday | Comments)

Caption Slugfest: “Anyone Seen Eddie?”

Hi Everyone,
I think we’ve had a reasonable period of time to get over the last Caption Slugfest, so it’s about time we launched another one.
This time around, however, we’re going to run the actual caption submissions over in the Forum, because frankly it would be nice if Darren Saturday wasn’t spending all of his time [...]

Indeed. (Darren Saturday | Comments)

I said exxxccccuuuuuse me.
Seriously. Sometimes it’s better for everyone if you just go around. (Darren Saturday | Comments)

Containing your enthusiasm

I’m not really sure I know why, but I’m loving this article from The Daily Telegraph.
In essence [1], a local council on the New South Wales coast has taken the step of installing shipping containers on a cliff top to spoil the view of homeowners it suspects of cutting down trees that were, well, apparently [...]

what a pair of bunnies. (Darren Saturday | Comments)

Climate Change Warming: A Blonde Joke

With his dummy on his knee, he started going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when a blonde in the second row stood on her chair and started shouting:
“I’ve heard enough of your stupid blond jokes,” she screamed. “What makes you think you can stereotype women in that [...]

Humpty by name…

The real story behind Humpty Dumpty cracking up was more sordid than you’d otherwise expect. It involved the making of German sex fetish film where things gotta a little outta hand between Humpty and the light sabre weilding leather lad… and then of course All the Kings Men arrived… for omelette.