Just wanted to let everyone know that sometime soon we here at Voodoologic will be making what we feel will be a very exciting announcement. This announcement is in fact so exciting that we decided to pre-announce it, just so we can take some of the edge off our accumulating excitement.
Unfortunately, we aren’t in a position to share too many details at this point, but I can at least give our loyal fans fan people who accidentally drop by one small hint: if I were to whisper the words “messageboard forum thingy”, you might get the general idea.
A forum thingy, though not
of the messageboard variety.
We are currently in a testing phase, and we’re trying to convince Darren Saturday to take some of the pills his Witchdoctor prescribed so that maybe he can make some suggestions for forum names that don’t involve the word goat, so keep an eye out for an actual announcement in the very near future!
My suggestion is “The Alchemy Thesis”
And one other thing. What have you done with the real Murray @ Midnight? This post is an obvious forgery. It’s easy to spot as there are no footnotes.
Dear Stark Raving Duncan,
“The Alchemy Thesis” is actually a pretty good name for a forum, but since it doesn’t include the word “goat”, Darren Saturday is currently vetoing its inclusion.
He is prepared to accept “The Goat Alchemy Thesis”, or “The Alchemy Goat Thesis” or “Goat Goat Goat Thesis And Another Goat”.
However, I have some hope that once the pills kick in, he’ll be more amenable to suggestions that don’t include the word goat [1].
As to your wild and baseless accusations that I might have been replaced by some sort of Robot Murray Type Thing, I have a potplant here on the desk in front of me [2] who is willing to testify that I am 100% a-grade authentic-and-original Murrayness, all the way through.
I hope that settles the issue, and if you’ll please excuse me, I need to have my capacitors replaced make myself another cup of coffee.
Murray @ Midnight (no, really)
Hmm Goats you say…
The “Galleria of Alchemy Thesis” aka The G.O.A.T.
The should keep Mr Saturday happy until the pills (that give the thrills until they kill a thousand brain cells) that the Obeah Doctor perscribed kick in.
In response to your wild and baseless acusations that you are in fact the real Murray @ Midnight…the real Murray @ Midnight would have 1. countered with some tripe about just having a low Banderas ™ count yesterday and 2. would have posted a suitable lament for Mr Bobby Fisher today. (May Bobby rest in peace in GM heaven)
I’m just off to print up my ‘Free Murray’ t-shirts now – as you obviously have him locked in the Voodoologic basement.
I am all for the Forum featuring many Goats and to be called ‘The Goatary’ with sub forums for the Angoran, the Irish Goat, a Voodoo inspired Goats Head Soup (not one of the Stones best by any stretch), and an area where we can converse about how freakingly evil Goats eyes with the yellow and the black slits are. They’ll eat pretty much anything – in fact I advocate that the federal government introduce rebates for Goat ownership as an eco-freindly alternative to rubbish bins. Every household should have a goat in it’s bin. And a small collection of Parrots caged at the front door. And ban citrus toothpase. And for the love of Snarglthon either embrace liquid soap or just stop it… don’t mix the soaps… it’s not much to ask for surely.
Naturally no Alpacas will be considered nor tolerated as they have freakish eight-ball eyes, way-too moist snouts, and always make me think about Michael Jackson and the peversities that should never be mentioned subject to legal advice, dark sunglasses, and hard candy peppermints and the former media tycoons rural retreat in ‘Scone’.
This post has been Goatified.