“Mummy, I wanna take a photo with the two monkeys!”
“Keep walking, sweetie, I’m sure I saw the ugly one on CourtTV last night!”
At this point I’d like people to understand that the t-shirt I’m wearing [1] is the world famous rhino brand from Ecko Unlimited (emphasis added).
We now return you back to your regular broadcasting, in which a very afraid woman is trying to talk her 4 year old kid out of approaching the monkeys. This ain’t gonna end well for the kid, you can tell.
Footnotes:
| 1. | I’m the one on the right. No, not your right idiot. Hang on… |
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Errrr, does this count as internet porn?
Only if you want to have sex with one of them? After that, the only thing to argue about is what type of internet porn it would be.
Good to see you by the way!
Murray @ Midnight