Well Met Sir Midnight - for it is I, Lord Darren Saturday, having returned from afar with many a treasure to share with thee… behold! Feast ye eyeballs on the ‘Jack’. It is a charmed amulet that vanquishes those foul Evil Headphone Pixies that be plaguing ye. It has little hands and arms hehehe to wrap cable around. Ha! It resembles a Newtown Voodoo doll… but.. it’s not. 
So is a freeze dried ‘Evil Headphone Pixie’ really going to help. It might work OK for a bit - but don’t feed it after midnight and for gods sake don’t let it get wet.