Comments on: Darren Saturday is not in the basement http://www.voodoologic.org/2007/12/16/darren-saturday-is-not-in-the-basement/ Apply topically to relieve boredom Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:16:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Murray @ Midnight http://www.voodoologic.org/2007/12/16/darren-saturday-is-not-in-the-basement/comment-page-1/#comment-9767 Murray @ Midnight Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:58:30 +0000 http://www.voodoologic.org/2007/12/16/darren-saturday-is-not-in-the-basement/#comment-9767 Dear Stark Raving Duncan, For legal reasons I'm not in a position to confirm or deny my earlier denial of any confirmation that Darren Saturday is currently locked in the Voodoologic basement. Any muffled cries for help you may (or, aha ahahaha, may not) hear from the vicinity of the basement are currently being explained in one of the following 3 perfectly reasonable ways: <ul> <li>"The building is settling into its foundations and at times this can sound surprisingly like someone yelling, <em>'Please, please God, I'll behave! It's dark down here, and there's something horrible moving in the... Mumma?'</em> Isn't that amazing? Listen, there <strike>he</strike> it goes again. Aha ahahaha. Amazing."</li> <li>"Voodoologic Headquarters doesn't even <em>have</em> a basement. Yes, it has a large space constructed directly beneath it, but we call that The Crypt."</li> <li>"What screams for help? I don't hear any SHUT THE HELL UP DOWN THERE OR I'LL TURN THE FREAKIN' LIGHTS OFF AGAIN, SO HELP ME GROD I WILL!! screams for help...?"</li> </ul> So, as you can see, we are reasonably certain that Grand Master Saturday is not tied up in the basement, and we would appreciate you passing this information onto our defense attorney. Also, how the hell did you get out of the basement? I was sending Arch Bishop Saturday down to keep you company! {God help you both.} Nice use of footnotes, by the way. Like it. Murray @ Midnight Dear Stark Raving Duncan,

For legal reasons I’m not in a position to confirm or deny my earlier denial of any confirmation that Darren Saturday is currently locked in the Voodoologic basement.

Any muffled cries for help you may (or, aha ahahaha, may not) hear from the vicinity of the basement are currently being explained in one of the following 3 perfectly reasonable ways:

  • “The building is settling into its foundations and at times this can sound surprisingly like someone yelling, ‘Please, please God, I’ll behave! It’s dark down here, and there’s something horrible moving in the… Mumma?’ Isn’t that amazing? Listen, there he it goes again. Aha ahahaha. Amazing.”
  • “Voodoologic Headquarters doesn’t even have a basement. Yes, it has a large space constructed directly beneath it, but we call that The Crypt.”
  • “What screams for help? I don’t hear any SHUT THE HELL UP DOWN THERE OR I’LL TURN THE FREAKIN’ LIGHTS OFF AGAIN, SO HELP ME GROD I WILL!! screams for help…?”

So, as you can see, we are reasonably certain that Grand Master Saturday is not tied up in the basement, and we would appreciate you passing this information onto our defense attorney.

Also, how the hell did you get out of the basement? I was sending Arch Bishop Saturday down to keep you company! [1]

Nice use of footnotes, by the way. Like it.

Murray @ Midnight

Footnotes:

1. God help you both.
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]]> By: Duncan http://www.voodoologic.org/2007/12/16/darren-saturday-is-not-in-the-basement/comment-page-1/#comment-9760 Duncan Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:43:58 +0000 http://www.voodoologic.org/2007/12/16/darren-saturday-is-not-in-the-basement/#comment-9760 Are you sure the Mr Saturday isn't in the basement. Remember that I have seen the Voodoologic basement. "Just pop down to the basement and get me a Pepsi Max (tm)" you said, and I was lost down there for three and a half weeks and all I had to suvive on was some half eaten sushi (1) and an old bottle of Diet Coke (tm). It's a very dark and scary space that seems to make some sort of odd sense. I'm not even sure that there was Papsi Max (tm) down there at all. (1) and I don't like sushi as it's m,ade from wales (2) (2) I hope that you don't mind me borrowing the footnote thing (3) (3) As the foornote thing seems to be your thing (4) (4) And yours are somewhat more amusing than mine and have better grammer and spelling. Are you sure the Mr Saturday isn’t in the basement. Remember that I have seen the Voodoologic basement. “Just pop down to the basement and get me a Pepsi Max ™” you said, and I was lost down there for three and a half weeks and all I had to suvive on was some half eaten sushi (1) and an old bottle of Diet Coke ™. It’s a very dark and scary space that seems to make some sort of odd sense. I’m not even sure that there was Papsi Max ™ down there at all.

(1) and I don’t like sushi as it’s m,ade from wales (2)

(2) I hope that you don’t mind me borrowing the footnote thing (3)

(3) As the foornote thing seems to be your thing (4)

(4) And yours are somewhat more amusing than mine and have better grammer and spelling.

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