I think I’ve annoyed the Evil Headphone Pixies again. I’m sure the little bastards have been hiding somewhere in my bag, because every time I put my iPod in there, the headphones get knotted into an unholy mess that takes at least 20 minutes to untangle [1].
This happens every. single. time. Even if I only put my iPod in my bag for just a few seconds!
So, it’s either I’ve got a bad case of Evil Headphone Pixies, or maybe there’s an outside chance that my bag has become a portal to another universe where the laws of quantum entanglement for some reason only apply to headphone cords.
However, my money’s on the Evil Headphone Pixies, mostly because every time I look inside my bag I hear a group of little voices saying, “Bugger off mate, we haven’t finished with the headphones yet.”
| 1. | This, aha ahahaha, is conveniently about the length of my train trip each morning and evening, which means I usually spend most of the trip pulling knots out of my headphone cords instead of, aha ahahaha, actually listening to music. |
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