For all you butt-smackin’, toilet-leanin’, team-talkin’, anniversary-forgettin’, gameplay-sledgin’ guys out there, apparently there really is a woman who finds you completely adorable [1].
Which leads me to wondering — let’s hear from the Voodoologic guys [2] about any of your habits that your partner unexpectedly finds adorable?
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Please note: I’ve tested several of these allegedly adorable qualities [...]
Bill Stickers Is Innocent (Murray @ Midnight | 2 Comments)
Just a quick note to let y’all know that you can now subscribe to the comments section of each post, so that when anyone else is crazy enough to add a comment, you’ll automatically get an email that you can send down to forensics to have dusted for prints. Won’t that be fun? (Murray @ Midnight | 0 Comments)
Heya, can you send me the names of the 3 Dandy Warhols songs you said you like? I musta made a mistake, cause I thought you maybe said “Bohemian Like You”, but you can’t have because this song sucks toenails.
Mind you, and this could be meaningful, it’s the (and I quote) “black dog litheum carbonate [...]
Just a quick note to let everyone know that, contrary to popular rumour, Darren Saturday is not currently tied up in the Voodoologic basement, where he also isn’t undergoing a radical course of deprogramming to cure him of the belief that he spent significant chunks of his childhood hiding at the back of a closet [...]
Sadly, I was thinking just this weekend about how many people have died thinking the most important thing in the world was getting somewhere a couple of minutes sooner. ‘Overtaking attempt’ caused horror family smash. Stupid. Senseless. Tragic. (Murray @ Midnight | 0 Comments)
I think I’ve annoyed the Evil Headphone Pixies again. I’m sure the little bastards have been hiding somewhere in my bag, because every time I put my iPod in there, the headphones get knotted into an unholy mess that takes at least 20 minutes to untangle [1].
This happens every. single. time. Even if I only [...]
“Behave, or I’ll eat this very yummy chocolate!” is, for some reason, a much more believable threat than, “Behave, or I’ll sink Kazakhstan into the Bering Straight!”. Do you think maybe it’s because Kazakhstan isn’t actually anywhere near The Bering Straight, or maybe because people suspect you’re just looking for a reason to eat the chocolate anyway? (Murray @ Midnight | 0 Comments)
Sound Of Voodoo