I have a bad case of the dilemmas.
Currently the organization I toil for is restructuring and I may well be out of a job this time next week. During this week however I am scheduled to fly overseas to attend a prestigious and very expensive masterclass that I have wanted to attend for a number of years and has been pre-paid for (mostly). This trip would involve a layover in LA - I ‘ll hook up with an old mate who misses Australia terribly… well not so much Australia but rather the candy bars found here and hard to find in the US.
The question oh great Murray Midnight is - should I take a bag full of Polly Waffles or go with the safer Cherry Ripes, or ditch both for the all time fav’ Violet Crumble. Oh… and should I take the flight with all things considered? Your insight on this and the nature of pet food gravy for dogs would be appreciated.
Yours in voodooness, D’Saturday.
Personally, I’d take a smattering of each (technically a smattering is when you buy a perfectly good candy bar and then leave it in your back pocket on a hot day so that when you pull it out you say say, “Damn! I’ve got chocolate all over my clothes!” And then you sort of scrape it off and eat it anyway, but only after you make sure no-one is watching), but first I’d find out if doing so will earn you the ’special talk’ with US Customs — you know, the talk where most of what you say will be unintelligible because you spent the time in an uncomfortable position while some guy called Neville won a bet with one of his customs coworkers.
However, I know you, Mister Saturday. I know how your devious mind works. I know that for all your talk of Pollywaffles, Cherry Ripes and Violet Crumbles, what you will do is you’ll go into the specialist chocolate importer in Anzac Square and you will buy Baby Ruth bars and Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and Hersheys Kisses and Three Musketeer Bars — all of which your mysterious friend could damn well buy for himself in LA!
Dear Grod you’re annoying!!
Murray @ Midnight
Hello. Nice! Really caouldn’t agree more REGARDING “affle V Cherry Ripe V Violet Crumble at Voodoologic.org”. I really liked it a lot. Try deep fried candy bars. Thanks.