Comments on: Schmooo Unk Unk http://www.voodoologic.org/2006/12/18/schmooo-unk-unk/ Apply topically to relieve boredom Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:56:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: The Creature from 40,000 Fathoms http://www.voodoologic.org/2006/12/18/schmooo-unk-unk/comment-page-1/#comment-14 The Creature from 40,000 Fathoms Thu, 04 Jan 2007 13:07:30 +0000 http://www.voodoologic.org/2006/12/18/schmooo-unk-unk/#comment-14 Well the Oprah Winfrey Show is exactly that, a show about Oprah Winfrey, regardless of who her guest for the day is. It seems that whoever the guest da jour is, their primary reason for appearing is to invoke stories or anecdotes that the show's host can carefully manipulate into being about her. Hmmm, lost a leg in the war? I'm sure Oprah has too. Helped overthrow a South American dictator with a rubber band and a cheese grater? Yep she's even done that. It seems there is nothing this woman hasn't done, including fleece TV executives for years. Did you know she had her right arm surgically removed and replaced in the backward position so she can pat herself on the back whenever she wants to? I didn't think so, I read it on Wikipedia. Well the Oprah Winfrey Show is exactly that, a show about Oprah Winfrey, regardless of who her guest for the day is. It seems that whoever the guest da jour is, their primary reason for appearing is to invoke stories or anecdotes that the show’s host can carefully manipulate into being about her. Hmmm, lost a leg in the war? I’m sure Oprah has too. Helped overthrow a South American dictator with a rubber band and a cheese grater? Yep she’s even done that. It seems there is nothing this woman hasn’t done, including fleece TV executives for years.

Did you know she had her right arm surgically removed and replaced in the backward position so she can pat herself on the back whenever she wants to? I didn’t think so, I read it on Wikipedia.

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