Why is it that on shows like the Grammy’s, some presenters… like Adam Sandler in this case, feel the need to conjure up some dumbass story like… ‘oh I didn’t think this was a formal thing so I just threw some jeans and and a Tee on… and then I uh’ like got here and everyone looked uhh so great so I uhhh haha convinced this dude backstage to uh ha ha give me his clothes in return for me saying out to tv-land “It’s okay Frankie, do your time and when you get out we’ll sort Joey Joe Jackson well good” haha haa haa… so anyways I’d like to present Santana… ha… ha…
Will.I.Am put out a song last year that was pretty popular called “I Got It From My Mamma”. Catchy Ditty (also the name for a HipHop star in the world of Saturday) supported by a visual dancing feast for the eyes in terms of the music clip… but then I kinda started to actually listen to the lyrics and it all suddenly became very wrong. Continue reading ‘Dancing to Creepy Lyrics’
Sometime my Questions are looking to hook up with Answers. Sometimes I’m just looking for questions to perfect-match with my preset answers…. other times I am standing on a huge question mark wondering why I have Midnight’s mystery car keys. Jeeeeez it would be handy to have an opportunity to pose those questions that dog me and someone much smarter and more insightful than me could kinda answer them thereby saving me the aggravation of having to really think for myself. It’s Australia Day tomorrow and I am an Aussie toiling away in China. Is this too much to ask for?
Australia Day 2010 is well and truly over as this “Ask VoodooLogic Anything” column goes to press. Yes, sadly we have to wait another whole year for the opportunity to do very little at all to celebrate The Greatest Nation In The Universe™.
And what makes Australia so amazingly great? Well, the answer is pretty obvious — we invented just about everything, or at least just about everything that was worth inventing.
The VoodooLogic Research And Development Team has been hard at work over the last few months, slaving on a project so top secret that the entire team was pre-emptively prosecuted for breach of contract before being allowed to sign the non-disclosure agreement.
The end-product of all of this terrified dedicated labour is a new and completely ground-breaking service called, “Ask VoodooLogic Anything.” [1]
Yes, that’s right, people — for the first time in the history of anything, VoodooLogic is throwing open its doors on 80 combined years of confusion and incompetence, and there is now way we are going to allow our utter ignorance of almost everything to get in the way of providing the answers you least expect!
To celebrate this Profusion Of Confusion [2], we are going to kick off our inaugural segment with the following question, sent in by D. Saturday.
How was your weekend?
Gripping stuff, D. Saturday, but still a question we feel equal to answering.
Sometime my Questions are looking to hook up with Answers. Sometimes I’m just looking for questions to perfect-match with my preset answers…. other times I am standing on a huge question mark wondering why I have Midnight’s mystery car keys. Jeeeeez it would be handy to have an opportunity to pose those questions that dog me and someone much smarter and more insightful than me could kinda answer them thereby saving me the aggravation of having to really think for myself. It’s Australia Day tomorrow and I am an Aussie toiling away in China. Is this too much to ask for?
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We just don’t seem to have that many real action heroes anymore. Thank the Grods for the Strathman… well until he gets suckered into doing ‘tween films for Disney like The Rock. Anyone catch the ‘Tooth Fairy’ yet? No me neither.
Which is kinda of a pity because he was great as ‘The Mummy’ and I laughed so hard in his movie with ‘American Pie’ star Seann Michael Scott in ‘The Rundown”. IN Oz we saw this as “Welcome to the Jungle”… which IMDB says was the working title… huh? Anyhoo… If you still haven’t had your fill of Jason Strathman (I guess anything is possible) check out another clip of Jason touting the wonders of knackered salmon and Kit Kats at the MUSE.
Probably the most budget beauty contest to ever be televised and all the gals from the 1980’s hail from all across rural outback Queensland – classic!
Keep an eye out for the creepy guy with the moustache right at the stage, the sheer awkwardness as these girls seem to have with walking along a thin plank of wood in camel-toed swimmers and last but not least – the super creepy hand draped across her chair hostess reading the names out and finishing each name with a really odd smile. And the male host – what tha? Continue reading ‘Beauty Queens in Country Australia – Noice’
I have questions for the ages.
Sometime my Questions are looking to hook up with Answers. Sometimes I’m just looking for questions to perfect-match with my preset answers…. other times I am standing on a huge question mark wondering why I have Midnight’s mystery car keys. Jeeeeez it would be handy to have an opportunity to pose those questions that dog me and someone much smarter and more insightful than me could kinda answer them thereby saving me the aggravation of having to really think for myself. It’s Australia Day tomorrow and I am an Aussie toiling away in China. Is this too much to ask for?
Probably the most budget beauty contest to ever be televised and all the gals from the 1980’s hail from all across rural outback Queensland – classic!
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