Palin done Bollywood Style

sarahpalin Dug around and found a clip over at Will Ferrell’s site Funny or Die. There’s some really good stuff and some really ordinary stuff to wade through but I guess that’s the nature of comedy – humour is such a personal thing. Seriously – I think Midnight is one of the funniest Voodoonistas I know.

As is former Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Continue reading ‘Palin done Bollywood Style’

If I was a superhero, I think my super power would be that I generally pick things from menus that other people wish they’d ordered. That’s right, I’d be You Wish You Ordered What I Did Man. How about you? (Murray @ Midnight | Comments)

my drive is fried without a backup – o’mumma. really really unhappy… and the three weeks of drive rebuild has phaaailed. And it’s my grod-dang fault. (Darren Saturday | Comments)

Thomas the ‘Armani’

Thomas-Armati ….and the final member of the ‘Knitting Circle’ has been rounded up under the stasi-like direction of Madame Lash. We present Mr Thomas the ‘Armani’ who is… with a clashing striped shirt and aspirational Oscar(s) in hands reach… is potentially pretty fly for a white guy.

…and in a totally mostly unrelated moment – please enjoy the infamous Leningrad Cowboys as they perform… a homage to the well tailored, blond locked, self-gripping uber cool people that can be found lurking amongst the office cubicles if you are not careful enough…

wonderwoman3…and since we’ve posed the question regarding the best on-screen Batman, who would you nominate as a super heroine deserving of silver screen immortalization – cast your vote or alternative nomination here. (Darren Saturday | Comments)

batmanWhich Actor rocked the Batman role best? Go here to cast vote or comment. (Darren Saturday | Comments)

‘Dingo’ Dave and ‘Full-Tatts Norton’ Michael

Dave&Michael It would appear that Madame Lash has had a lovely birthday celebration and …oh okay she is kinda cranky and has threatened me with bodily harm and in return for a ‘free pass’ she has dema..requested that I post an image of two dear former colleagues. ‘Dingo’ Dave and ‘Full-Tatts Norton’ Michael.

And in a totally unrelated matter…. I give you a re…. Mother of Midnight – you may want to stop reading this any further ma’am… okay, a really funny clip that’s very non-PC but what the heck, and as a peace offering to the FiFi -I give you a classic from the lads at lonelyisland.

Madame Lash Racks Up Another One!

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Happy Birthday FiFi – a valued and much feared friend of the Voodoonistas. You don’t look a day over…. ummm…. I like your uh… did those… hmmm arrr’ HipHipHooray! HipHipHooray!

Surplus – Not On My Watch!

money Two of the largest states in Australia handed down budgets deep in the red, New South Wales into the billions and Queensland looking at eight consecutive years of deficits.

Personal rant warning: I have an issue with any government local, state or federal posting a surplus.

Not keen on the deficit mind you but really dislike the surplus.

To me that means the government has failed in it’s duty of care by having collected way too much revenue (from me and you) and most importantly has not spent nearly enough of it (like all of it) on the things we all value from governments…. like roads, education, policing and so on.

So based on that – I conclude that recessions are actually pretty good in one way… what with countries spending their way out by massive public infrastructure projects that were sorely neglected during the heydays. You can never have too many bridges, dams, roads, hospitals, trainlines etc.

A quick little aside for The Creature. If your going to make a choice between the UK and NZ in the wake of the next Republican being elected US President – go NZ. If the current 100% Pure New Zealand television advertisement is anything to go by, it seems pretty remote and fabulous and it appears they have managed to have got their rampant Hobbit and Orc infestations under control at last… so they’ll probably take on some non-Republicans if push came to shove. (Darren Saturday | Comments)